* * Hey: CAN I HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOR? Or, is it politically incorrect? **

27 Oct

All Jokes created by:  Mr.  Charles  Arthur  Soule

1.  A leggy girlfriend;  passes me on a small razor motorcycle with her legs spread high and wide.

I yell, “Honey you never spread your legs like that; for me.”

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2.  A good looking woman walks into church breakfast late every Sunday; for, real.

She states to the group eating breakfast, ” I set my alarm clock; and, I still am late ” !

I state, ” Next Sunday; I will wake you up; and, shut off the alarm clock on my way out. “

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3.  Someone at the table said the cigarette Marlboro man died.

You know the one on the Cowboy billboard for the advertising Marlboro Cigarettes.

I said, ” What, he died falling of his horse.  He stated, ” No, he died of lung cancer and then fell off his horse.

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4.  In the William (Bill) Clinton’s presidency; the only one glad to hear about the Monica incident  was the house keeping staff; as, they could not figure where the stains were “coming” from in the “Oval” office.

Now, they worry; as to whats next if Hillary wins.

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5.  You remember the Jewish Governor of New York; Mr. Eliot Spitzer,  who paid a Prostitute $65,000.00 thousand dollars ?

Well, he takes a trip to Israel; and, as he is getting off the plane a group of reporters surround him asking, “Governor Spitzer, why $65 thousand dollars for a prostitute.    His reply, “She was kosher.”

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A Budweiser Beer truck driver at my regular coffee stop (WEBB’S Market on Pine Street Lewiston, Maine) stated that he is paid by the load.

I stated,  “I know some girls that get paid that way to.”

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So, I am at my favorite coffee place and a long stand friend walks in.  He see that I have been out on my morning walk and collection 5 cent returnables of can and bottles.

He states that he had done that on his walk in the past and that one morning he was rolled up upon by a Police cruiser.

The Officer in the vehicle asked him what he was doing and he sated that he was bottling and canning.

The Officer then asked, “what that was in his hand?”

My friend replied, “That’s my Happy Hooker.” as he was holding onto a metal curtain rod that had been turned under to snag bottles and cans.

The Officer replied, “Oh, I have one of those at home.

My, somewhat slow thinking friend; stated; “Oh,  you’re married.

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I, had been at church breakfast; calling the gentlemen waiters and ladies waitresses as they laugh at me.

Then, one young lady I called a waitress said, “There are three categories of waiters; Table waiters, Table waitresses and you “waiting”.

“Ho,  get a life; or , sense of humor.

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Loretta, has been a friend of  mine for 16 year; and as big as her personality.  And, we have been jock bantering; back and forth, for almost that period of time.

Loretta is black and last week we were bantering over her cooking me supper.

Well, she jesting stated, that, she would hang me form that tree.

So, I stated, “Loretta, that would prove that racial equality has come full circle.  And proves that we; in the last fifth (50) years, have made progress in racial relations.

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For real; in, the news in September 2016.

We have been getting regular transmissions from out of space . . . .

Carol, at the Midtown Athletic Club ; where, I am a member at the corner of Walnut St. and Bartelett Street, in Lewiston, Maine.  States,  “They probably heard of Lewiston’s, Maine overly generous welfare system.”

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I’m seated at a table in a barroom .

My friend comes over; an, sits down at my table.

While speaking; I notice that he spits every time he talks.

So that night; I, did not have to buy another beer .

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Since we have had; a, black president; and, if Hillary Clinton had won a women; I, was going to run next presidential cycle; as, a transsexual or a LBTG.

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Hillary Clinton, turned 69; this year !   The, only thing Bill Clinton did not turn in the oval office in the White House with Ms. M. Lewisky.   Or, did he ?

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If Nancy Pelosi; has, one more Face Lift her vagina will be her new Naval.

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2 Responses to “* * Hey: CAN I HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOR? Or, is it politically incorrect? **”

  1. Reblogged this on soule2017mayor: Lewiston / Auburn News Rebuttal and commented:

    “HO”,”GET A WHOLE OF YOURSELF!

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